RESEARCHERS

Andy Tegethoff Exec. Director of Synesthesiology, Emeritus; Vice-Pres. of Solution Advisory Board; Ministry of Ham Head of Low-Frequency Oscillations Dept. (mechanical and electronic) Solution Science Systems Chief Synthesist; Fellow of the I.C.S.T.S (International Committee on Solution Through Synthesis) Silly Voices/ Scum and Villainy Subcript Manipulation Algortihms (Technical), Data Storage, Hyperdocumentation Gangster of Boats Sonically-Induced Headaches & Visceral Spasms- Motion Videography/ Digital Imaging Railgun, 3 grenades, 89 health- Away Team (2034.78.2-B) Research and Development/ Humanware Coordinator "Release the Kraken!" Low in cholesterol, high in fiber Andy's Other Projects Kelly Shane President, Department of Hyper-Conceptualization; Professor of Improbability Studies; Chair, Office of Rhythmic Pulsation and Algorithmic Fluctuations Head of Velocity at Impact Timbre Investigations Ocular Manipulations and Psychological Optic Inquiries Bipolar Fluctuations Development and Documentation of Science Myth SolSci ChronoShift™ Research Writings on Prog Evolution and Solutionist Metaphysics Transmogrification of Binary Data for Mass Technological Consumption President of the Pataphysicists of America Member of the Theoretical Physicists for the Ethical Treatment of Cats Kelly's Other Projects Robert MacGrogan Chairman, Department of Phonotonic Transformation, SSA (Solution Science Academy); Director Applied Vibrotronic Alloy Research, S³ Co-Chair, Council on Phonoton Algorithms Professor of Sonic Distortion at WHAMI (World Hyper-Algorithmic Music Institute) Recipient of 1999 C. Borgnine Prize Generation of Large Random Fluctuations and occasional restraint Discoverer of the Phonoton Mastication of Vegetable Matter Education of the General Public in the Science of Solution Exploding Butterflies Rob's Other Projects See more pictures of the Scientitsts here

Through intense research, Solution Scientists have discovered that under the Earth's hard crust is a delicious chewy center.